VIBE PUBLIC LICENSE
        (Verified It Basically Executes Public License)
                   Version 0.1, July 2026

  Copyright (c) 2026 <author>, allegedly.

  Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
  copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as
  long as you change the name. You should probably have an LLM
  change it for you.

               TERMS, CONDITIONS AND GENERAL AMBIENCE

  0. PROVENANCE

  This software was entirely vibecoded. No human wrote it, designed
  it, or reviewed it in any sense that would survive cross
  examination. The author described a feeling. Software appeared.

  1. FUNCTIONAL STATUS

  It seems to work. The author does not know why. The author has
  read the source and can confirm only that it parses and that the
  test suite, which was also vibecoded, passes. Your LLM of choice
  may know why it works. Ask it. It will answer confidently in
  either direction.

  2. LIABILITY

  The author accepts no liability of any kind, for any outcome,
  under any circumstances. The author is further certain that the
  LLM will not accept liability either, having no legal personality,
  no assets, and no recollection of the incident. Responsibility for
  this software was distributed evenly across a large matrix of
  floating point numbers and is no longer recoverable.

  3. SUPPORT

  The author provides no support. The author is constitutionally
  incapable of providing support, see Section 1. Issues opened
  against this repository will be closed and, if the author is
  feeling generous, pasted into a chat window. Your LLM of choice
  may provide support. It will certainly provide something.

  4. GRANT OF RIGHTS

  Since the code is a garbled amalgam of everything the model found
  on the internet, nobody can meaningfully claim it, the author
  least of all. It is therefore free for everyone, for any purpose,
  in any form. Use it, copy it, sell it, refactor it, rename the
  variables, feed it back into a model, print it out and burn it. No
  attribution is required. If you do work out who deserves the
  attribution, please tell the author.

  5. WARRANTY

  THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS VIBED", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
  EXPRESS, IMPLIED OR EMERGENT, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE
  WARRANTIES OF IT-WORKED-ON-MY-MACHINE-AT-LEAST-ONCE, FITNESS FOR A
  PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND ABSENCE OF THAT ONE FUNCTION NOBODY HAS
  CALLED YET.